Q: Why are sexually perverted space aliens attracted to catfish? 

A: They have so much in common – both are slimy, gray, mean, and ugly.

Were catfish abducted by space aliens and transported to foreign continents?  You decide. 

 

Catfish first appear in the Campanian fossils of South America.  In less than 18 million years, these mostly freshwater fish had become established all over the world.  Catfish fossils are found in North America, Spain, Africa, and in India before the extinction of the dinosaurs.  What's remarkable is that all these continents were isolated from each other by large oceans during this time.  A few catfish are tolerable to brackish or marine waters.  It is possible that they traversed the oceans to all continents.  If true, they quickly adapted to freshwater, for the Mesozoic catfish of India appear to have been freshwater fish.  India was in the middle of the ocean at this time, halfway between Asia and Madagascar, hence entirely isolated from non-native freshwater fish migrations.[1] 

          The probability that catfish ventured outside the lakes and rivers of South America, into the ocean, even beyond the continental shelves into the deep ocean, and subsequently adapted again to freshwater on all continents, finally loosing their saltwater tolerance on nearly a worldwide basis, and accomplishing all this in just the last two phases of the Cretaceous, while other fresh water fish have not been able to do the same – the odds of this happening are not too far from the odds a skeptic would give extraterrestrial transport. 

     For freshwater fish, obstacles such as mountains, deserts, and climate can slow the spread of their range, but do not prohibit their geographic expansion indefinitely.  According to Darlington, "The only barriers that are fully effective against freshwater fishes seem to be those of salt water."[2]  Perhaps the best example of this is the Australian continent and its subsidiaries, New Guinea and New Zealand.  Although these locations do contain aboriginal freshwater fishes, they are generally of a type not found elsewhere.  One exception occurs in the genus Scleropages, which is found in both Australia and on the Asian mainland.  Darlington writes,

 

Whether Scleropages reached Australia through river systems, over ancient land connection, or partly through the sea I shall not try to say.[3]

 

River systems or land connection is very improbable, since if such a situation existed, more than just one genus would have crossed from Asia into Australia – because massive migrations of many species occur when land bridges are formed. 

          There is also a British fish in Africa.  The freshwater fish Clupisudis is known from the Eocene of Britain, but is found also in Africa.[4]  The fact that the Straits of Gibraltar, which separate Europe from Africa, were at one time a wide ocean in the not-so-distant past complicates any supposed terrestrial connection, and may indicate some paranormal or extraterrestrial source of transportation was involved.

Read more about alien abduction in the fossil record.

The creationist narrative in Genesis 1 is contradicted by many ancient Christian texts.  Instead of an Almighty Creator God, ancient Christian texts espouse that the universe is born from blind arrogance and stupidity.  The angels caused evolution to occur from species to species.  There are many gods, (or aliens?), and the Christian God is just one among them.  Satan the Devil writes scripture, and thus the Bible was polluted with Genesis 1.  Archaeology and modern scholarship demonstrate that Genesis is indeed corrupted.  Cavemen walk with Adam and Eve.  Esoteric prophecies reveal the coming of Christ, and also reveal the dark forces that govern the cosmos.  Such are the ancient Christian writings.

Science vindicates the truth of these ideas.  Evolution often happens too fast for Darwin’s theory.  Gaps in the fossil record indicate that some kind of unnatural force acts together with natural selection.  Astrobiology reveals that intelligent life probably evolved long before us.  The fossil record reveals strange clues that aliens abducted species and transported them across oceans, and that DNA from diverse lineages was combined to spawn hybrid species.  Evidently, aliens influence evolution, and they are the gods of the world’s religions. 

This is not fiction.  All these facts are thoroughly documented in the links above.

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