Biblical Ape Men

Genesis Creation Denounced by the Prophets as Forgery

Sudden Evolution, Missing Fossil Links, and the Unseen Cause of Rapid Genetic Mutation

Evolution in the Bible - Fallen Angels Begat New Species

Intelligent Interference, NOT Intelligent Design

Fossils Say Alien Abduction Happened for Millions of Years

God is NOT All Powerful, (At Least not Yet)

Witchcraft by Aliens!

Holy Spirit, The Goddess of Christianity

Fossil Frankensteins - Aliens Made Hybrids for Millions of Years!

Gnosticism = Christianity That Agrees with Evolution

Aliens Before Humans, What Are the Odds?

Sudden Transitions in the Fossil Record

Jesus Was Against Creationism - Proof from the Gospels

Esoteric Evidence for Jesus

Is Jesus A Space Alien?

Cambrian Explosion Defies Darwinism

"Almighty God" is a Mistranslation

TOO QUICK FOR DARWIN What Shell Were Primitive Turtles Hiding Under?

Ancient Christian Texts say "Humans Are Animals"

Sex with Angels > Evolution

Fishy Mammal Reptiles

The Universe Was Created out of Stupidity

Creationism Was Fraudulently Added to the Bible at a Late Date

Dinosaurs > Birds, But Why Do the Feathered Dinosaurs Arrive AFTER the Earliest Birds?

Aliens Transported Species Across Oceans, So Say Fossils

Life Giving Elements Came Early in the Universe

Pterosaurs Fell Out of the Sky from Nowhere With No Close Ancestor

Why Haven't the Aliens Invaded Yet?

Demons Might Be Sulfuric Extra-Terrestrials - A Scientific Explanation for Demons

Are We Evolving Back into Apes? YESSSS!

Allah = Space Alien Who Lives on the Moon

Science Proves that Jesus Christ Correctly Prophesied the End of the Cosmos = Outer Darkness!

Was the Virgin Mary Abducted by Space Aliens?

Did Adam an Eve's Kids Breed with A More Primitive Type of Human?

Monotheism Is Heresy

Gaps in the Fossil Record, Scientists Admit It But Wait a Minute

Earliest Christians Said Enoch's Book about Angel Sex Is Biblical

The Sudden Appearance of Ichthyosaurs in the Fossil Record

Did Jesus Have Sex?

Fossil Freaks with Five Eyes and Arms Growing out of Their Nose

These Earliest Christians Were Against Creationism

Bread Raining Down from Heaven During the Exodus Was Really Insect Shit, And Jesus Prophetically Knew It

"Genesis 1 Is a Fraud!" Thus Saith the Prophets

How did Elephant Fossils Get from Africa to America? ALIEN ABDUCTION

Aliens Colonized the Entire Galaxy Before Earth Even Existed

You Don't Need to Be a Scholar to See that Genesis 1 Is a Forgery

Where Did Sea Lions Come From? The Fossils Are Not Clear

Iranian Prophet Correctly Predicted the Coming of Christ in 600 BC

Witchcraft Holy Days Coincide with Political Turmoil in History

Satan the Devil is a Space Alien Who Influences Evolution

Genetically, Evolution Must Happen Slowly

Forgery in the Old Testament Is Proven by Scholarship

Angels Had Sex with Eve and Got Her Pregnant

Whales Came Via a Three-Way

Solomon 666 Antichrist

Alien Abduction, the Breeding Program, and the Fossil Record

Fossil Evidence That God Caused Extinctions

The Uncle of Jesus

Proof of Forgery: The Prophets Don't Mention Genesis 1 So It Must Have Come After Them

Ethiopian Church's Bible Still Has Enoch's Angel Breeding Story

Sabre Tooth Barking Deer

Punctuated Equilibrium does NOT Solve the Problem of Gaps in the Fossil Record

Jerusalem Temple Was Built by Demons

Genesis Creationism Is An Ancient Forgery by Crooked Priests

Can Your Monkey Cross the Ocean on a Big Log?

Jesus Believes in Evolution, And He Hates It!

Creationism and Other Falsehoods Started on Days Sacred to Witchcraft

Mammals Evolved Too Fast

We humans have been here 200,000 years, so why is civilization only 6,000 years old? 

Ancient Hebrews Had Two Gods and Two Religions

Resurrection from the Dead Can Happen with Cloning

Alien Butt Fuckers - Are Extraterrestrials Causing Evolution from Behind?

Saint Paul the Gnostic

When the Same Story Is Told Twice, It Means the Old Testament Is a Patchwork

Is Earth Unique?

Creationism = WHORE OF BABYLON!

Sauropterygians - They Evolved, But Quickly

Ancient Sumerian King = 2/3 God + 1/3 Man

DNA Stir Fry from Extinct Species

Jesus Spoke Against Part of the Old Testament Because Part Was A Forgery

Should Christians Be Vegetarians? Sacrifice Makes Eating Meat OK

Bible Contradicts Itself on the Date of Creation

Snakes and Aliens Having SEX

Lizards > Snakes, But Why Did Advanced Snakes Appear BEFORE the Half-n-Half Intermediary Species?

The First Complex Life Was Made in the Image of UFO's

Jesus - Was He Myth, Man, or Space Alien?

Creationists Killed Jesus

Endless Alien Genocide in Science and in Scripture

"God Eat God" Cosmic System = Henotheism

BATS POPPED OUT OF OF THE WOODWORK WITH NO INTERMEDIARY SPECIES

The Apostles Said Enoch's Book about Angel Breeding Is Prophetic

The Creator God Is Mentally Retarded

Circumcision of the PENIS - Prophets & Apostles Hated It

Noah's Ark Via Alien Abduction - Fossil Proof

Genesis 1 vs Genesis 2

Why Aliens Must Have Evolved Before Humans

Holy Spirit = The GODDESS OF CHRISTIANITY, According to Earliest Christians

A Dead Sea Scroll Proves the Words of Jesus Are Authentic

Why Didn't Ocean Reptiles Evolve Back into Fish?

Alien Genetic Engineering

Israelite History Proves the Documentary Hypothesis

United Nations Knows About Aliens Breeding with Animals

Numerological Prophecies Foretold the Coming of Christ

Ezra Was a Racist Heretic Who Polluted the Bible with Creationism

Rapid Evolution of Certain Amphibians

Watchers, Nephilim, Giants

Demons = Ghosts of Alien Hybrids

Why Gnostics Went Extinct

Jerusalem Fraudsters Who Wrote Genesis 1 Had a Monopoly on Animal Sacrifice

Was Christ a Mere Myth?

Aliens Bring Extinct Species Back to Life

Jesus Said "Sell Your Clothes and Buy a Weapon"

Santa Claus is a Drunken Space Alien

Is Christianity Derived from Older Mythology?

Better Bible Needed

Does the Sun Revolve Around the Earth? Genesis 1 Says Yes

Aliens Fucking Catfish

Jesus Against Genesis - Christ Was NOT a Creationist

Jeremiah the Prophet Saw a Vision of UFO's and Made a Mockery of Genesis 1

Genesis 1 Is Witchcraft!

If Evolution Efficiently Creates the Best Structure, then Why Are Birds, Bats, and Pterosaurs So Different?

END TIMES, Alien-Human Hybrid Nephilim Monsters

 

Basic Explanation of the Theological Cosmology in Jesus Believes in Evolution

Here is the lowdown on the basic essentials of my cosmology and theology.  In the beginning, the Most High (called Elyon in the Hebrew scriptures) and his female consort the Holy Spirit (for there is duality in everything – male-female, electron-proton, energy-matter, day-night, etc) sent forth the Word to explode the universe in the Big Bang.  They did so in either a personal or a non-personal fashion, or maybe both, for this God and Goddess transcend all distinction – being both personal and impersonal, everything and nothing, at the same time.  Or perhaps they are merely personifications of an impersonal essentially atheistic Prime Reality.  I don’t know, nor do I think it is important to know the precise metaphysical nature of the Prime Reality.  Even if the Prime Reality is a personal God, (which may well be, considering the statements Jesus makes about his Father), nevertheless, that God has little or no power to make our situation better.  Therefore, it is our responsibility to make the universe as best as it can be, and the existence of a personal God is almost as irrelevant as it is unknowable.

The universe is a failure. It is a mass expanse of burning gas and cold dead rock, and animals which selfishly feed on each other’s weakness.  The progenitor of the failure, perhaps some angel or lower aeon, is called Sama-El, meaning “Blind God.” He is the demiurge. He might have a female counterpart who we can call Lilith. Similar to the Prime Reality, the personhood or non-personhood of this force cannot be determined.  Alongside them, or within them, is another primordial element of feeling or mind, an “aeon,” who is the epitome of Evil, called Satan, Diabolo, Angra Mainyu, and Ahriman, who may or may not be a person, but in any case, embodies the selfish animal instincts to feed on the weakness of others.  Although not necessarily a person, the Evil becomes a person when inside the mind of a biological creature, and thus Satan the Devil effectively becomes real and personal.

By means of evolution, they spawned life, which progressed to become intelligent.  These aliens are known as beni-ha-elohim in the Hebrew scriptures, which means “children of the Gods.”  These are the pagan gods and such.  Certain groups of aliens are also ascribed to the demiurge in Gnostic writings. The demiurge and the gods who work with him, called archons in the Greek, are responsible for influencing the evolution of biological entities at certain key points.

The Most High and the Holy Spirit appointed one of their children to remedy the situation, and they endowed this child of theirs with special powers to be their divine manifestation, the chosen one to bridge the gap between the transcendent and the material worlds.  This chosen child of theirs is the God Yahweh, for the name Yahweh means “The One Who Is,” or “I AM,” for Yahweh is the manifestation of the transcendent Prime Reality. 

To effect the salvation of the cosmos that Sama-El and the archons had polluted, Yahweh was charged with the mission of becoming flesh himself, so that he could show the love of God to the fallen world and thus redeem it.  And so he chose the most central location on earth to declare this intent, which is Palestine, and effected to put it into the mouth of the Hebrew prophets that this would be accomplished. 

Many of Sama-El’s archons and gods were jealous of Yahweh’s position, and/or took it as a threat to their power, and so they formed an alliance against Yahweh.  The mind or spirit behind this alliance is the primordial tendency of the creation to act selfishly, and may or may not be a personal entity, but in any case is called Satan in the Hebrew, Diabolos in the Greek, and Angra Mainyu in the Zoroastrian.

And when the time had arrived, the angel said to Mary, the power of the Most High shall overtake you, and the Holy Spirit shall overshadow you, for by saying this the angel meant that Jesus Christ was Yahweh, the son of the Most High and the Holy Spirit, for Jesus is Yeshua in Hebrew, meaning “Yahweh saves.”  As such, Jesus is Yahweh. 

And when Jesus was crucified, he went to where the dead are, and the archons who rule the realm of the dead believed that he was a mortal, and so they let him inside.  In this act, Jesus tricked them, so that he could gain entry to the realm of the dead and preach the Gospel to them.  Many among the dead believed, and he resurrected them from the dead. 

Jesus was also resurrected with them, because he was a God, and so he only appeared to be dead.  Now the forces of Satan are angry because he has turned their own biological and material creation against them.  There is destined to be war until a winner is determined.  If we love Christ, we must fight on his side, because even though the Most High and the Holy Spirit have appointed him to rule, these cannot effect control over the universe to which they gave birth, and so there is no Almighty God.  Rather, there is war among the gods, and we must choose the side of right.

 

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