Biblical Ape Men

Genesis Creation Denounced by the Prophets as Forgery

Sudden Evolution, Missing Fossil Links, and the Unseen Cause of Rapid Genetic Mutation

Evolution in the Bible - Fallen Angels Begat New Species

Intelligent Interference, NOT Intelligent Design

Fossils Say Alien Abduction Happened for Millions of Years

God is NOT All Powerful, (At Least not Yet)

Witchcraft by Aliens!

Holy Spirit, The Goddess of Christianity

Fossil Frankensteins - Aliens Made Hybrids for Millions of Years!

Gnosticism = Christianity That Agrees with Evolution

Aliens Before Humans, What Are the Odds?

Sudden Transitions in the Fossil Record

Jesus Was Against Creationism - Proof from the Gospels

Esoteric Evidence for Jesus

Is Jesus A Space Alien?

Cambrian Explosion Defies Darwinism

"Almighty God" is a Mistranslation

TOO QUICK FOR DARWIN What Shell Were Primitive Turtles Hiding Under?

Ancient Christian Texts say "Humans Are Animals"

Sex with Angels > Evolution

Fishy Mammal Reptiles

The Universe Was Created out of Stupidity

Creationism Was Fraudulently Added to the Bible at a Late Date

Dinosaurs > Birds, But Why Do the Feathered Dinosaurs Arrive AFTER the Earliest Birds?

Aliens Transported Species Across Oceans, So Say Fossils

Life Giving Elements Came Early in the Universe

Pterosaurs Fell Out of the Sky from Nowhere With No Close Ancestor

Why Haven't the Aliens Invaded Yet?

Demons Might Be Sulfuric Extra-Terrestrials - A Scientific Explanation for Demons

Are We Evolving Back into Apes? YESSSS!

Allah = Space Alien Who Lives on the Moon

Science Proves that Jesus Christ Correctly Prophesied the End of the Cosmos = Outer Darkness!

Was the Virgin Mary Abducted by Space Aliens?

Did Adam an Eve's Kids Breed with A More Primitive Type of Human?

Monotheism Is Heresy

Gaps in the Fossil Record, Scientists Admit It But Wait a Minute

Earliest Christians Said Enoch's Book about Angel Sex Is Biblical

The Sudden Appearance of Ichthyosaurs in the Fossil Record

Did Jesus Have Sex?

Fossil Freaks with Five Eyes and Arms Growing out of Their Nose

These Earliest Christians Were Against Creationism

Bread Raining Down from Heaven During the Exodus Was Really Insect Shit, And Jesus Prophetically Knew It

"Genesis 1 Is a Fraud!" Thus Saith the Prophets

How did Elephant Fossils Get from Africa to America? ALIEN ABDUCTION

Aliens Colonized the Entire Galaxy Before Earth Even Existed

You Don't Need to Be a Scholar to See that Genesis 1 Is a Forgery

Where Did Sea Lions Come From? The Fossils Are Not Clear

Iranian Prophet Correctly Predicted the Coming of Christ in 600 BC

Witchcraft Holy Days Coincide with Political Turmoil in History

Satan the Devil is a Space Alien Who Influences Evolution

Genetically, Evolution Must Happen Slowly

Forgery in the Old Testament Is Proven by Scholarship

Angels Had Sex with Eve and Got Her Pregnant

Whales Came Via a Three-Way

Solomon 666 Antichrist

Alien Abduction, the Breeding Program, and the Fossil Record

Fossil Evidence That God Caused Extinctions

The Uncle of Jesus

Proof of Forgery: The Prophets Don't Mention Genesis 1 So It Must Have Come After Them

Ethiopian Church's Bible Still Has Enoch's Angel Breeding Story

Sabre Tooth Barking Deer

Punctuated Equilibrium does NOT Solve the Problem of Gaps in the Fossil Record

Jerusalem Temple Was Built by Demons

Genesis Creationism Is An Ancient Forgery by Crooked Priests

Can Your Monkey Cross the Ocean on a Big Log?

Jesus Believes in Evolution, And He Hates It!

Creationism and Other Falsehoods Started on Days Sacred to Witchcraft

Mammals Evolved Too Fast

We humans have been here 200,000 years, so why is civilization only 6,000 years old? 

Ancient Hebrews Had Two Gods and Two Religions

Resurrection from the Dead Can Happen with Cloning

Alien Butt Fuckers - Are Extraterrestrials Causing Evolution from Behind?

Saint Paul the Gnostic

When the Same Story Is Told Twice, It Means the Old Testament Is a Patchwork

Is Earth Unique?

Creationism = WHORE OF BABYLON!

Sauropterygians - They Evolved, But Quickly

Ancient Sumerian King = 2/3 God + 1/3 Man

DNA Stir Fry from Extinct Species

Jesus Spoke Against Part of the Old Testament Because Part Was A Forgery

Should Christians Be Vegetarians? Sacrifice Makes Eating Meat OK

Bible Contradicts Itself on the Date of Creation

Snakes and Aliens Having SEX

Lizards > Snakes, But Why Did Advanced Snakes Appear BEFORE the Half-n-Half Intermediary Species?

The First Complex Life Was Made in the Image of UFO's

Jesus - Was He Myth, Man, or Space Alien?

Creationists Killed Jesus

Endless Alien Genocide in Science and in Scripture

"God Eat God" Cosmic System = Henotheism

BATS POPPED OUT OF OF THE WOODWORK WITH NO INTERMEDIARY SPECIES

The Apostles Said Enoch's Book about Angel Breeding Is Prophetic

The Creator God Is Mentally Retarded

Circumcision of the PENIS - Prophets & Apostles Hated It

Noah's Ark Via Alien Abduction - Fossil Proof

Genesis 1 vs Genesis 2

Why Aliens Must Have Evolved Before Humans

Holy Spirit = The GODDESS OF CHRISTIANITY, According to Earliest Christians

A Dead Sea Scroll Proves the Words of Jesus Are Authentic

Why Didn't Ocean Reptiles Evolve Back into Fish?

Alien Genetic Engineering

Israelite History Proves the Documentary Hypothesis

United Nations Knows About Aliens Breeding with Animals

Numerological Prophecies Foretold the Coming of Christ

Ezra Was a Racist Heretic Who Polluted the Bible with Creationism

Rapid Evolution of Certain Amphibians

Watchers, Nephilim, Giants

Demons = Ghosts of Alien Hybrids

Why Gnostics Went Extinct

Jerusalem Fraudsters Who Wrote Genesis 1 Had a Monopoly on Animal Sacrifice

Was Christ a Mere Myth?

Aliens Bring Extinct Species Back to Life

Jesus Said "Sell Your Clothes and Buy a Weapon"

Santa Claus is a Drunken Space Alien

Is Christianity Derived from Older Mythology?

Better Bible Needed

Does the Sun Revolve Around the Earth? Genesis 1 Says Yes

Aliens Fucking Catfish

Jesus Against Genesis - Christ Was NOT a Creationist

Jeremiah the Prophet Saw a Vision of UFO's and Made a Mockery of Genesis 1

Genesis 1 Is Witchcraft!

If Evolution Efficiently Creates the Best Structure, then Why Are Birds, Bats, and Pterosaurs So Different?

END TIMES, Alien-Human Hybrid Nephilim Monsters

 

Genesis Creation Story Denounced by the Prophets as

FORGERY

            The creation story in Genesis 1 was called a forgery by Jeremiah the Prophet.  In the Bible, Jeremiah accused the priests of Jerusalem:

"How can you people say 'We are the experts, for we have the Lord's Bible,' when behold, like a forgery, the pen has been manipulated by dishonest Bible copiers!"(Jeremiah 8:8)

Most English translations say that the "law" was corrupted, instead of the "Bible."  However, the word translated "law" is actually the Hebrew word Torah, which does not refer to just any old "law."  The word Torah means the "Law of God," which specifically means the first five books of the Bible - including Genesis.  Once this is realized, the full weight of the Prophet's oracle hits us like a ton of bricks:  The Bible is polluted by forgery!  The Bible itself testifies that this is true, for this passage is from the Bible. 

 

Modern scholars believe that Genesis 1 was part of a document called the Priestly text, written by the priests of Jerusalem, the very same people Jeremiah accused.  Genesis 1 was derived from a pagan Babylonian myth called Enuma Elish, and was incorporated into the Priestly text, which itself was subsequently added to the Bible at a late date, after earlier versions of the Bible were already written.  Scholars believe that Genesis 1 was added to the Bible when Israel came under Babylonian control, which happens to be the same time Jeremiah was alive.  We know this because the earlier Prophets, those before Jeremiah, never show any knowledge of Genesis 1.  The most natural explanation for this is that the Genesis creation story was not even originally part of the Hebrew religion.  This theory is verified by variations in vocabulary that prove the Documentary Hypothesis is true.  The Documentary Hypothesis is the theory that the Torah is derived from primarily four contrary sources.  It goes beyond just different names used for God.  It's easy enough for amateurs to verify the Documentary Hypothesis to their own satisfaction, even without knowing Hebrew.  All you need to do is analyze your Bible with a thinking mind.  For example, why does Genesis 1 contradict Genesis 2?  It's because Genesis 1 never came from God.  It came from the Babylonian paganism of the Priestly text.  These facts have been well-known among mainstream Biblical scholars for many years.  But don't take my word for it.  Try Googling "Documentary Hypothesis."  The matter is complex, but the conclusion is quite solid.  Even the Catholic Church acknowledges that Genesis 1 comes from a different author than Genesis 2. 

Israelite history tells us that there were deep divisions between northern and southern Hebrews, which culminated in the establishment of two separate literary traditions, both of which found their way into the Bible.  We can know this because certain Bible stories are duplicated, which means two variants of the same story originally existed in separate texts. The two traditions gave birth to two rival priesthoods.  The northern priesthood wrote the Elohist sources.  The southern priesthood first wrote the Yahwist sources, but later they added spurious material which became the Priestly text.  The southern priests evolved into the Sadducees.  Jeremiah and Jesus called them a "den of thieves."  They not only put the undateable and pervasively unscientific Genesis 1 creation account in the Bible, the Sadducees also killed Jesus Christ.  Hence, it was ancient creationists who killed Christ.  Much of the material in the Priestly text is strictly occult, including the use of the Urim and Thummim.  

The Priestly text, which contains Genesis 1, contradicts both the Old and New Testaments.  In the Old, it contradicts the Bible's earlier sources on such issues as animal sacrifice, the treatment of deceased animals souls, genealogies, the role of Aaron, the centralization of worship at Jerusalem, and on a wide variety of even more important doctrinesJeremiah made fun of Genesis 1 in his book.  In the New Testament, it can be demonstrated that Jesus Christ disagreed with the Priestly text on many things, such as circumcision, celibacy, how much work to do on the Sabbath, what holy days to keep, possibly some regulations from the Damascus Document, and whether the story of the manna in the Exodus was real.  Some may counter that Jesus quoted Leviticus, but this can be explained as Jesus merely cooperating with authorities.  One can search the entirety of the gospels and never find a place where Jesus affirmed the literal truth of Genesis 1.  Apparently, Jesus was not a creationist.

But for all this, the Priestly text is in the Bible today.  Why?  It was not God who allowed this pernicious forgery into the Bible.  Rather, it was Ezra who erroneously put all of Israel's traditions in the Bible regardless of their source.  Ezra was a heretic who disobeyed the Prophets and polluted the Bible.  We can see this in the book of Ezra, and also from ancient traditions that came after him, which were written by Christians who disrespected both Ezra and the Bible, saying that parts of the Bible were indeed written by God, but other parts were written by Satan the Devil.  These ancient authorities have been obscured by the forces that be.

The Priestly text and its creationist forgery were written by the priests of Zadok, for whom Solomon built the Jerusalem temple. Solomon is numbered in the Bible as 666, because Solomon was a type of antichrist.  Also, ancient Christian and Jewish texts record that Solomon built the Jerusalem temple with the help of demons.  Such are the dark secrets of the Jerusalem priesthood and of its temple, through whom Genesis 1 unfortunately came to be in our Bible.  This is not fiction.  Everything is documented with cold hard facts.

Click to start reading about how we know Genesis 1 is a forgery.

The creationist narrative in Genesis 1 is contradicted by many ancient Christian texts.  Instead of an Almighty Creator God, ancient Christian texts espouse that the universe is born from blind arrogance and stupidity.  The angels caused evolution to occur from species to speciesThere are many gods, (or aliens?), and the Christian God is just one among them.  Satan the Devil writes scripture, and thus the Bible was polluted with Genesis 1.  Archaeology and modern scholarship demonstrate that Genesis is indeed corrupted.  Cavemen walk with Adam and EveEsoteric prophecies reveal the coming of Christ, and also reveal the dark forces that govern the cosmos.  Such are the ancient Christian writings.

Science vindicates the truth of these ideas.  Evolution often happens too fast for Darwin's theory.  Gaps in the fossil record indicate that some kind of unnatural force acts together with natural selection.  Astrobiology reveals that intelligent life probably evolved long before us.  The fossil record reveals strange clues that aliens abducted species and transported them across oceans, and that DNA from diverse lineages was combined to spawn hybrid species.  Evidently, aliens influence evolution, and they are the gods of the world's religions. 

This is not fiction.  All these facts are thoroughly documented in the links above.

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