Jesus Christ

A Christian Theory on Evolution


Jesus made a few Gnostic comments himself.


“If you find the cosmos, you have only found a dead body.  And anyone who sees the cosmos as a dead body is superior to it.”[1]


The Gnostics held that Jesus revealed mysteries known only to a few close associates, and that these mysteries were obscured by the more ignorant of Jesus' disciples.  In support of this teaching, we may point to the Bible itself, wherein Jesus said,


"It is given to you to have gnosis concerning the mysteries of the Kingdom of Heaven, but to them it has not been given."[2] 


This quote from Jesus carries an undeniably Gnostic taste to it, for it confirms that hidden mysteries are a legitimate institution of the Christian faith.  The cosmos and its matter are degraded elsewhere in the ancient Christian literature: 


“Matter was born from the depths of darkness.”[3]


“The cosmos came about with lies.”[4]


“The cosmos is the result of a screw up.  The creator tried to create it eternally incorruptible, but he failed, because the cosmos has never been incorruptible.  Moreover, neither was the creator.”[5]


     These were the beliefs of most ancient Christians called Gnostics.  The Gnostics asserted that the creator of the human species was the chief of the angels who created the world, and that he was a fool.  This chief is commonly called the "demiurge."  He was not the Almighty God.  Rather, the creator was a blind idiot.  The Gnostic and creationist factions disagreed sharply on the subject of origins.  Gnostics believed that the universe was a pathetic mistake, because it was created by the foolish demiurge and his blundering angels.  On the other hand, creationists accepted the literal truth of Genesis 1, and therefore maintained that the universe was created by a perfect God. 


     Christians who did not agree with these ideas nevertheless admitted that they existed from a very early date.  The late 2nd century and early 3rd century saw a flourishing of Christian literature, which, among other things, included extremely verbose and detailed explanations of what the "heretics" believed.  Among these Christian historians were Tertullian, Clement of Alexandria, Hippolytus, and most notably Irenaeus. 

          Hippoylutus and Irenaeus described the beliefs of a Christian leader named Saturninus as follows:  Based in Antioch, the oldest Christian community outside of Palestine, Saturninus asserted that the phrase in Genesis 1:26 "Let us make man in our image," was not really God talking, but actually the angels conversing with each other on how they would create humans – hence the plural "us."[6]  Although Irenaeus and Hippolytus criticized this doctrine, Saturninus actually taught it a century before these two, and was therefore closer to the apostolic age than were his critics.

     Evolutionary history is comprised of a meaningless series of vicious flesh eating animals, one right after another, who have no knowledge of the God of Love.  It is wholly incongruous, even blasphemous, to imagine that the God of Love is the same God as the creator who put in motion such barbaric savagery for all these millions of years.  Therefore, in light of science and the laws of evolution, it is unreasonable to accept the creationist model.  The Gnostic model concerning origins is much more reasonable, and should become the new model that Christians accept.

Click to read more about how ancient Christian Gnosticism is compatible with evolution.

The creationist narrative in Genesis 1 is contradicted by many ancient Christian texts.  Instead of an Almighty Creator God, ancient Christian texts espouse that the universe is born from blind arrogance and stupidity.  The angels caused evolution to occur from species to species.  There are many gods, (or aliens?), and the Christian God is just one among them.  Satan the Devil writes scripture, and thus the Bible was polluted with Genesis 1.  Archaeology and modern scholarship demonstrate that Genesis is indeed corrupted.  Cavemen walk with Adam and Eve.  Esoteric prophecies reveal the coming of Christ, and also reveal the dark forces that govern the cosmos.  Such are the ancient Christian writings.

Science vindicates the truth of these ideas.  Evolution often happens too fast for Darwin’s theory.  Gaps in the fossil record indicate that some kind of unnatural force acts together with natural selection.  Astrobiology reveals that intelligent life probably evolved long before us.  The fossil record reveals strange clues that aliens abducted species and transported them across oceans, and that DNA from diverse lineages was combined to spawn hybrid species.  Evidently, aliens influence evolution, and they are the gods of the world’s religions. 

This is not fiction.  All these facts are thoroughly documented in the links above.

[1] The Gospel of Thomas 56

[2] Matthew 13:11

[3] Zostrianos, Nag Hammadi 8:9

[4] The Teachings of Silvanus, Nag Hammadi 7:97

[5] The Gospel of Philip, Nag Hammadi 2:75

[6] Irenaeus.  Against Heresies 1.24.1; Hippolytus.  Refutation of All Heresies 7:16



Above:  The lion-headed serpent, a Gnostic symbol for the blind and arrogant retard who created this worthless universe.

Below:  In Gnosticism, the god who created the universe is called Sama-El (blind god) and Saklas (retard / fool).



Ancient Christians Believed that some parts of the Bible were written by God and other parts of the Bible were written by Satan the Devil.