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Biblical Criticism for Amateurs: King James and Colored Pencils You don't have to trust the scholars to
believe that the Documentary Hypothesis is true. You can see it for yourself. Everyone has the tools to investigate it for
themselves, regardless of their brainpower or knowledge of the Hebrew
language. All you need is a good
old-fashioned King James Bible and a set of colored pencils. In fact, the King James is preferable for
this excersize, since it is more consistent and literal than most other
translations. Color-code words and
phrases such as "the LORD," "God,"
"congregation," "the people," and the other phrases
mentioned in the vocabulary section. Start in the beginning,
Genesis 1, and skim your way forward. It won’t take long to become a believer in
the Documentary Hypothesis. You will
find that whole passages use one set of vocabulary, and that other passages use
an entirely different set of vocabulary.
Try to identify some theological reason for why this might be. You will find that there is no theological
reason. The only explanation is multiple
authors. After
identifying which passages belong to which sources, we can then compare the
opinions of the differing sources. It is
then that some very disturbing things
begin leaping off the pages at you. Return to this section's landing page: Genesis 1 is a forgery. The creationist
narrative in Genesis 1 is contradicted by many ancient Christian texts. Instead of an Almighty Creator God, ancient
Christian texts espouse that the
universe was born from blind arrogance and stupidity. The angels
caused evolution to occur from species to species. There
are many gods, (or aliens?), and the
Christian God is just one among them.
Satan the Devil writes scripture, and thus the Bible was
polluted with Genesis 1. Archaeology
and modern scholarship demonstrate that Genesis is indeed corrupted. Cavemen
walk with Adam and Eve. Esoteric
prophecies reveal the coming of Christ, and also reveal the
dark forces that govern the cosmos. Such
are the ancient Christian writings. Science vindicates the
truth of these ideas. Evolution
often happens too fast for Darwin’s theory.
Gaps in the fossil record indicate that some kind of unnatural force acts
together with natural selection. Astrobiology
reveals that intelligent life probably evolved long before us. The fossil record reveals strange clues that aliens
abducted species and transported them across oceans, and that DNA
from diverse lineages was combined to spawn hybrid species. Evidently, aliens influence evolution, and
they are the gods of the world’s religions.
This is not
fiction. All these facts are thoroughly
documented in the links above. |
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Ancient lore says the Jerusalem temple (above) was built with the help of demons. The Genesis Creation Story was written by heretic priests of that temple. |
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Ancient Christians believed that some parts of the Bible were written by God and other parts of the Bible were written by Satan the Devil. |
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Above: Marduk, the hero of Enuma Elish, the pagan myth from which Genesis 1 is derived. Below: Map of Israel and where different parts of the Bible came from. |
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