"Angels Had Sex with Eve and Got Her Pregnant"

We have seen how the Biblical book of Enoch tells us that evolution happened by means of fallen angels, or aliens, who bred with animals and with humans, and of how other ancient Christian texts tell the same story. Now we will see that the Gnostics agreed. From the sands of the Egyptian desert, accounts of angelic sexuality are preserved in the Nag Hammadi texts, which are ancient Gnostic Christian writings. Among other things, they state that seven angels lusted for Eve and said, "Let's squirt sperm into her," so they chased her, but she turned into the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, and so the angels fucked the tree. Meanwhile, Eve laughed at them because they were stupid.[1] There are many similar stories from these texts:

The demiurge dispatched his angels to have sex with human women, so that they could get them pregnant for fun.[2]

The angels got the hots for human women, so they descended as fleshly beings, and then God brought about the Flood.[3]

The demiurge sweet-talked Eve into having sex, and so he got her pregnant… and then the seven principalities and some other angels got her pregnant with other children.[4]

The demiurge conspired with his principalities, and they gang-raped Sophia… but then the demiurge repented for all the things he had done, so he turned his attention to causing a Flood instead, to destroy human progress.[5]

Their children were war mongers and prone to violence. They were disruptive rebels.[6]

The giants made an unsuccessful attempt to build the tower (of Babel).[7]

Related to these is the account of Justinus, who believed that God chose Hercules to be an uncircumcised prophet, and that he got pregnant with a beautiful virgin mermaid who had a nasty snake-like body from the groin down. This mermaid represents Mother Earth, and she is said to be the root of all evil in the entire universe. Such were the beliefs of many early Christians.

Click here to learn more about Evolution in the Bible.

The creationist narrative in Genesis 1 is contradicted by many ancient Christian texts. Instead of an Almighty Creator God, ancient Christian texts espouse that the universe is born from blind arrogance and stupidity. The angels caused evolution to occur from species to species. There are many gods, (or aliens?), and the Christian God is just one among them. Satan the Devil writes scripture, and thus the Bible was polluted with Genesis 1. Archaeology and modern scholarship demonstrate that Genesis is indeed corrupted. Cavemen walk with Adam and Eve. Esoteric prophecies reveal the coming of Christ, and also reveal the dark forces that govern the cosmos. Such are the ancient Christian writings.

Science vindicates the truth of these ideas. Evolution often happens too fast for Darwin’s theory. Gaps in the fossil record indicate that some kind of unnatural force acts together with natural selection. Astrobiology reveals that intelligent life probably evolved long before us. The fossil record reveals strange clues that aliens abducted species and transported them across oceans, and that DNA from diverse lineages was combined to spawn hybrid species. Evidently, aliens influence evolution, and they are the gods of the world’s religions.

This is not fiction. All these facts are thoroughly documented in the links above.

[1] The Hypostasis of the Archons, On the Origin of the World, Nag Hammadi 2:89, 2:116

[2] The Apocryphon of John, Nag Hammadi 2:29

[3] A Valentinian Exposition, Nag Hammadi 11:38

[4] On the Origin of the World, Nag Hammadi 2:117; The Apocryphon of John, Nag Hammadi 2:24

[5] The Apocryphon of John, Nag Hammadi 2:28

[6] The Tripartite Tractate 6, Nag Hammadi 1:80

[7] Hippolytus, The Refutation of All Heresies 4:12


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		Angels Had Sex with Eve and Got Her Pregnant We have seen how the Biblical book of Enoch tells us that evolution happened by means of fallen angels, or aliens, who bred with animals and with humans, and of how other ancient Christian texts tell the same story. Now we will see that the Gnostics agreed. From the sands of the Egyptian desert, accounts of angelic sexuality are preserved in the Nag Hammadi texts, which are ancient Gnostic Christian writings. Among other things, they state that seven angels lusted for Eve and said, "Let's squirt sperm into her," so they chased her, but she turned into the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, and so the angels fucked the tree. Meanwhile, Eve laughed at them because they were stupid.[1] There are many similar stories from these texts: The demiurge dispatched his angels to have sex with human women, so that they could get them pregnant for fun.[2] The angels got the hots for human women, so they descended as fleshly beings, and then God brought about the Flood.[3] The demiurge sweet-talked Eve into having sex, and so he got her pregnant… and then the seven principalities and some other angels got her pregnant with other children.[4] The demiurge conspired with his principalities, and they gang-raped Sophia… but then the demiurge repented for all the things he had done, so he turned his attention to causing a Flood instead, to destroy human progress.[5] Their children were war mongers and prone to violence. They were disruptive rebels.[6] The giants made an unsuccessful attempt to build the tower (of Babel).[7] Related to these is the account of Justinus, who believed that God chose Hercules to be an uncircumcised prophet, and that he got pregnant with a beautiful virgin mermaid who had a nasty snake-like body from the groin down. This mermaid represents Mother Earth, and she is said to be the root of all evil in the entire universe. Such were the beliefs of many early Christians. Click here to learn more about Evolution in the Bible. The creationist narrative in Genesis 1 is contradicted by many ancient Christian texts. Instead of an Almighty Creator God, ancient Christian texts espouse that the universe is born from blind arrogance and stupidity. The angels caused evolution to occur from species to species. There are many gods, (or aliens?), and the Christian God is just one among them. Satan the Devil writes scripture, and thus the Bible was polluted with Genesis 1. Archaeology and modern scholarship demonstrate that Genesis is indeed corrupted. Cavemen walk with Adam and Eve. Esoteric prophecies reveal the coming of Christ, and also reveal the dark forces that govern the cosmos. Such are the ancient Christian writings. Science vindicates the truth of these ideas. Evolution often happens too fast for Darwin’s theory. Gaps in the fossil record indicate that some kind of unnatural force acts together with natural selection. Astrobiology reveals that intelligent life probably evolved long before us. The fossil record reveals strange clues that aliens abducted species and transported them across oceans, and that DNA from diverse lineages was combined to spawn hybrid species. Evidently, aliens influence evolution, and they are the gods of the world’s religions. This is not fiction. All these facts are thoroughly documented in the links above. *[1] The Hypostasis of the Archons, On the Origin of the World,* Nag Hammadi 2:89, 2:116 [2] The Apocryphon of John, Nag Hammadi 2:29 [3] A Valentinian Exposition, Nag Hammadi 11:38 [4] On the Origin of the World, Nag Hammadi 2:117; The Apocryphon of John, Nag Hammadi 2:24 [5] The Apocryphon of John, Nag Hammadi 2:28 [6] The Tripartite Tractate 6, Nag Hammadi 1:80** [7] Hippolytus, The Refutation of All Heresies 4:12

							Ancient Christian holy texts espouse that angels mingled with the daughters of men. Genesis 6:1-4











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