"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth."  So begins the first chapter of Genesis.  The Bible said it; therefore Jesus believes it – right?  Not necessarily.  Jesus Christ never quoted Genesis 1.  You can search the entirety of the gospels, and you will not find one single instance in which Jesus Christ directly quoted Genesis 1, nor did he ever unequivocally affirm its truth.  Some point to Mark 10:6-8 as a place where he did, but upon closer examination, Mark 10:6-8 is an affirmation of the second chapter of Genesis, and as such does not directly pertain to the first chapter of Genesis.[1]  The creation story in Genesis 1 comes from a source known to scholars as the “Priestly text.”  In the Gospels, we can see that Jesus Christ disagreed with the Priestly text on many things, such as circumcision, celibacy, how much work to do on the Sabbath, what holy days to keep, possibly some regulations from the Damascus Document, and whether the story of the manna in the Exodus was real.  Some may counter that Jesus quoted Leviticus, but this can be explained as Jesus merely cooperating with authorities.

Click to read more about how we know Genesis 1 is a forgery.

The creationist narrative in Genesis 1 is contradicted by many ancient Christian texts.  Instead of an Almighty Creator God, ancient Christian texts espouse that the universe is born from blind arrogance and stupidity.  The angels caused evolution to occur from species to species.  There are many gods, (or aliens?), and the Christian God is just one among them.  Satan the Devil writes scripture, and thus the Bible was polluted with Genesis 1.  Archaeology and modern scholarship demonstrate that Genesis is indeed corrupted.  Cavemen walk with Adam and Eve.  Esoteric prophecies reveal the coming of Christ, and also reveal the dark forces that govern the cosmos.  Such are the ancient Christian writings.

Science vindicates the truth of these ideas.  Evolution often happens too fast for Darwin’s theory.  Gaps in the fossil record indicate that some kind of unnatural force acts together with natural selection.  Astrobiology reveals that intelligent life probably evolved long before us.  The fossil record reveals strange clues that aliens abducted species and transported them across oceans, and that DNA from diverse lineages was combined to spawn hybrid species.  Evidently, aliens influence evolution, and they are the gods of the world’s religions. 

This is not fiction.  All these facts are thoroughly documented in the links above.