Another bizarre creature with some weird appendage growing out of its nose is the 300 million year old Tully Monster.  No, it’ snot the toilet monster.  It's Tully Monster.  Tully Monster crawled around in the shallow oceans, with a claw dangling from its long nose.  Apparently, it had a soft body like a chordate, but its body was also segmented like the hard bodied arthropods, and so paleontologists debate which of the two groups it was related to.  According to Wicander and Monroe, "there presently is no consensus as to what phylum the Tully Monster belongs or to what animals it might be related."[1]  Perhaps alien angels cross-bred the poor thing, and thus caused it to be related to more than one group.  Perhaps it is difficult to classify for this reason.

 

Click to read more about fossil frankensteins.

The creationist narrative in Genesis 1 is contradicted by many ancient Christian texts.  Instead of an Almighty Creator God, ancient Christian texts espouse that the universe is born from blind arrogance and stupidity.  The angels caused evolution to occur from species to species.  There are many gods, (or aliens?), and the Christian God is just one among them.  Satan the Devil writes scripture, and thus the Bible was polluted with Genesis 1.  Archaeology and modern scholarship demonstrate that Genesis is indeed corrupted.  Cavemen walk with Adam and Eve.  Esoteric prophecies reveal the coming of Christ, and also reveal the dark forces that govern the cosmos.  Such are the ancient Christian writings.

Science vindicates the truth of these ideas.  Evolution often happens too fast for Darwin’s theory.  Gaps in the fossil record indicate that some kind of unnatural force acts together with natural selection.  Astrobiology reveals that intelligent life probably evolved long before us.  The fossil record reveals strange clues that aliens abducted species and transported them across oceans, and that DNA from diverse lineages was combined to spawn hybrid species.  Evidently, aliens influence evolution, and they are the gods of the world’s religions. 

This is not fiction.  All these facts are thoroughly documented in the links above.